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Monday, March 31, 2014

HOT DAMNED SERIES BOOK 1 AND BOOK 2 BY ROBYN PETERMAN



So let Me Tell you how I came to find Miss Robyn Peterman. I was just going through post and heck my feed on my personal facebook. I came across a post From the Fab Jewels that Fashionably Dead was free right now. So I was like oh Free now o you say? Well Lets go look. Okay Jewels never been wrong about a book being free. Just cause it was free doesn’t mean I was going to read it no matter how tempting the cover might look! So I hit the link and zoomed on over to amazon. This is What I Read……


“Vampyres don’t exist. They absolutely do not exist.
At least I didn’t think they did ‘til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead? ”
More was written after that… alas I did not care. I had to have this Book! So Now here comes my Reviews

 Fashionably Dead

Holy Batman Robin Eggs!!!!! Yes I did just go there. :P
So Lets see if I can give you a better review then past and the one I slap up on Amazon…..without giving anything away. This Book should come with a Warning. No Warnings! First one Do not eat or drink anything while reading this book. You Might choke to death or ruin your book or E-reader. ( Trust me on this I almost gave my Paper White a coffee shower)  Use the bathroom before picking up and wear a pantie liner just in case, you know to be on the safe side. ( Don’t look at me that way! I gave birth to two boys I am lucky to stay dry after a sneeze!) Prepare yourself for a cold shower afterwards cause O.M.G. you will need it cause it gets Hot Hot!
Astrid has a Bit of a Potty Mouth,  Pam the Freaking Oprah Look a like angel with a mouth Worse the a sailor is to Guide her, The Kev who has no shame in his horrible get ups and Looks and sounds like the Arnold is to toughen her up. Lets Not who I will Call Mr. Sexy who just a bit to sure of himself and gives poor Astrid a tough time. Then there is Gemma who is just tasty in her own special way.
Chapter after Chapter your Thrown for a loop and a curve and then something jumps out of the book like “Poopshoot” and Coffee shower for your E-reader.
Read this, now is a good time cause book two is out, and you won’t have to wait to get closure for the damn cliff-hanger at the end! Oh yeah, there is a whopper of a cliff-hanger at the end.

So after Reading Fashionably Dead, I Look to see if there was a book two…. Holy Demons It was not out yet. So I made sure to be Following Robyn Peterman on Facebook to know when the next one comes out. First I like to state Robyn is a tease, and yes a couple times I wanted to High Five her ass for being such a tease. I also Like to state I did no such thing to her ass since I have yet to figure out how to reach through ones computer and do that. I also got giddy with the teasers. One even had me a bit confused to who in the Hell was in Hell with Astrid. Oh Yeah it takes place in Hell! Trust me I was Not Ready For the Family tree in this one. Your Bible classes and will be thrown out the window on this one. I read this one in one freaking day. So Here is what you Need to know now, about this one, again No eating or drinking, Pee before reading, and ICE COLD SHOWER. Cause you know who follows her and DAMN I was blushing with their “Love” New characters show up and you will Love some and loath the others.
Now I just have to wait until Fall for the third UGH!

With Love From,
Tubby Jed McArsemuncher